Out-of-Body Experiences
May 21st, 2010 by Les

“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”  Calvin & Hobbs 
“If ever I had an out of body experience, I’d try to come back to a different one.” Tom Wilson, American Actor and Comedian

Did you ever have one of those days when you are prone to out-of-body experiences, or, in my case, out-of-mind experiences?  I mean, your walking down the carretera in a small village in Mexico minding your own business when out of the blue someone mentions Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys.  Where the heck did that come from?  Well, it came from David as we strolled he thought of this great band from years ago he absolutely enjoyed that went by that name.  I believe his father, who was Jewish, introduced him to them.

He went on to relate that good old Kinky Friedman ran for Governor of Texas in 2006 against the current Governor Perry and placed fourth in a six person race.  Believe it or not, he went further with the comment saying he also wrote books.  Then the light came on.  I read at least two of his books and loved his “Jimmy Buffet” style of writing.  Detective novels are my favorite source of leisure and he never failed to make it an enjoyable experience.

Which, of course, led me to reminisce about home and how I learned an enormous amount of Yiddish words from some great friends I grew to know while working in Milwaukee?  Of course, and quite naturally, I thought of the pictures we took of the Hotel Italo (don’t ask…just go with my derailed train of thought).

Can you see how easy it was to go from Kinky Freedman and Texas to the Hotel Italo and its Romanesque statues?   Not a difficult leap…at least not for me and David is becoming more and more comfortable with my incoherency.  Perhaps he should be concerned.

Any who and according to David, a lot of the Romanesque statues and sculptures have little boys peeing as the subject.  I know this.  We have art and culture in Milwaukee too.  However he was saying this as I gazed upward at the statues you will see below (ha, ha).

Life is always interesting, often bizarre and frequently curious here in good old Ajijic, Lake Chapala area Jalisco Mexico.  I am sure I have probably added a little quirkiness to the picture since my arrival.  I have noted people often smile and say “hola” and continue smiling as they pass bursting into laughter as they’ve reached at least 10 cobblestones in distance away from us. As you’ve probably guessed, I take that as a compliment.  Also, I might add it helps many of our blog readers (Terry…you know who you are) recognize and follow David…..not stalk….follow!

Oh yes, back to the sculptures atop the Hotel Italo in downtown Ajijic.  Fortunately for those passing underneath said sculptures there is no water connected to these urchins as the streets of Ajijic would turn into fountains that turn off and on at no given time, in no given order, to celebrate no given event….like most of the other fountains here.  (I know I’m off on another tangent – however believe me when I say the fountains all seem to have water but you never know when they’ll be turned on…I love it!!)

Okay, dear reader, I think I out-of-minded my self enough for one day.  (If you read and understood that sentence you are either mad as a hatter or ate a breakfast burrito and are suffering the consequences!) Below you will see the pictures we took of the Hotel Italo and its sculptures on one of our many travels through this lovely village.  Enjoy.  No le estés dando vuelta al malacate porque se te enredan las pitas. (Things shouldn’t be made more complicated than the way they really are.) Viva Mexico!

I rest my case.  Please note...he is taking careful aim!

I rest my case. Please note...he is taking careful aim! I absolutely love the look on his face.

Another of the scluptures that adorn Hotel Italo.

Another of the scluptures that adorn Hotel Italo.

A fierce lion with a porch background.

A fierce lion with a porch background.

Another lion.

Another lion.

I leave you with these lovely bougainvilleas having fallen to ground and resting gently upon the cobblestones.

I leave you with these lovely bougainvilleas having fallen to ground and resting gently upon the cobblestones.

3 Responses  
  • Les writes:
    May 21st, 20106:24 pmat

    Welcome to my world Sandy and Betty. Never a dull moment. Loved both of our comments.


  • Betty writes:
    May 21st, 20104:02 pmat

    I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. Living in Texas I know who Kinky Friedman is. What a character. I have also been to Italy and saw many peeing statues all over the place. There fore I was able to understand and follow your blog. I guess I’m at least a half wit.

  • Sandy Gregory writes:
    May 21st, 20102:43 pmat

    Holy crap! Reading this was like watching “Dangerous Liaisons”…if you don’t pay very close attention you’ll never figure it out. So my dear friend if you want passengers on your train, you have to pick them up. This was an out of your mind experience if there ever was one. I would rather have an out of body experience because you don’t have to think so hard. I would also like to come back to a different body…preferably THINNER, younger, and way more beautiful and long legs would be nice too.

    Loved the petals on the cobblestones the best!

    Love you,


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